you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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