shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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