i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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