i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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