On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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