We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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