It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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