so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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