The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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