Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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