So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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