Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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