you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She even gives head with a lisp.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
