We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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