Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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