ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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