I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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