yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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