oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
