I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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