If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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