it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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