She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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