Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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