pedialite and red bull = repair kit
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Vodka?
Forever.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
