Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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