His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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