Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can feel your judgement through the phone
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
