are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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