shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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