How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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