This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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