I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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