No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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