There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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