yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
