I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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