You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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