On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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