the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think my vagina is haunted
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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