why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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