He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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