i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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