i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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