i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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