She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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