Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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