: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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