Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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