they need to just BURY HIM!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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