gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm too high and old for this...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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