i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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